A conversation that just happened between me and John.
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John: I just wish there were also cookies.
Sherry: You can eat plums, peaches, nectarines, pears, grapes or melons.
John: What? plums, peaches! Uncooked fruit? What?! Am I an animal? Why don't I just go eat something off the tree?
Sherry: That'll actually taste better!
At the end there you could put, "John walks away in disgust." :)
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